Welcome to Return to the (18)80s

cover Howdy! I decided to write about the ’80s. So, I decided to give my writing the name: “Return to the ’80s”. But, what do you know! I come across this namby-pamby site already called Return to the ’80s! First of all, I don’t understand what these moving pictures are. And what you call music has me all balled up! How do yo listen to that!

Well, I have now taken over this site, so you can all learn about the real ’80s – the 1880s! I don’t care a continental if you don’t like it or not. You will be learned. But, don’t worry. This site will soon be in apple pie order, and you will enjoy it. I mean, how can you not?!

We had real music, which I will introduce you to in the next post. You people seem to like violence too. I saw some of these moving pictures with Arnold, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Bruce Willis. We had real characters in the 1880s with the likes of Billy the Kid, Jesse James, and don’t forget the big shootout at the OK Corral!

And you people are odd sticks for electing an actor as President. We had 4 – count ’em – 4 U.S. Presidents in the 1880s!

Last of all, don’t forget the marvels that were raised in the 1880s – The Brooklyn Bridge, The Washington Monument, The Statue of Liberty, and The Eiffel Tower.

So, I hope you stick around and enjoy the real ’80s! I have to skedaddle now, but I’ll be back soon.

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4 thoughts on “Welcome to Return to the (18)80s”

    1. I’m looking forward to them! Those of us in the Old States are really enjoying that new technology. In the meantime, I’ll be getting as full as a tick.

  1. By the way, I hear that Brooklyn Bridge the people of your time built is for sale. If you’re interested, I might be able to swing a deal with the owners for you…

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