Quote of the Day: Rain Man

Raymond: Of course I don’t have my underwear. I’m definitely not wearing my underwear.

Charlie: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?

Raymond: They’re in the pocket of my jacket. Here.

Charlie: I don’t want them back.

Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.

Charlie: Underwear is underwear, Ray.

Raymond: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond.

Charlie: All right, when we pass the store, we’ll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.

Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.

Charlie: We’re not going back to Cincinnati, Ray, so don’t even start with that.

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