Quote of the Day: Leslie Nielsen

Today would have been Leslie Nielsen’s 89th birthday. He died on November 28, 2010. But, let’s take a look at some fun quotes:

Airplane!

Surely you cant be serious - Airplane

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?

Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious.

Rumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.


The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Nice beaver!

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.


Airplane!

Rumack: You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Mayor: Drebin, I don’t want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That’s my policy.

Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That’s *my* policy.

Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of “Julius Caesar”, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.

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