Quote of the Day: Coming to America

Telegraph Lady: You actually want to send this?

Semmi: Why? What is wrong? Read it to me.

Telegraph Lady: To His Majesty, King Jaffe Joffer, The Royal Palace, Zamunda. Sire, Akeem and I have depleted our funds. Kindly send 300, 000 American dollars immediately, as we are in dire straits. Your humble servant, Semi.

Semmi: Semmi

Telegraph Lady: Semmi

Semmi: Should I make it 400,000?

Telegraph Lady: You think that’d be enough?

Semmi: You are right. 500,000.

Telegraph Lady: As long as you’re asking, why not go for a cool million?

Semmi: You do not think that would be too much?

Telegraph Lady: Naah.

Happy 59th birthday to Arsenio Hall!! Roo, Roo, Roo!!!

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