Quote of the Day: Red Heat

Art Ridzik: About this pile-of-shit pimp in here. In this country, we try to protect the rights of individuals. It’s called the Miranda Act, and it says that you can’t even touch his ass.

Ivan Danko: I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk!

Hooligan: Hey, asshole! You can’t park here, this is my spot! I live right up there. So move your piece-of-shit car or give me fifty bucks.

Ivan Danko: I do not understand.

Hooligan: Let me make it real simple, moron. You move your ass or give me fifty, or I take my Pete Rose here and fucking mutilate your car.

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Ivan Danko: Do you know Miranda?

Hooligan: Never heard of the bitch.

[Danko punches him unconscious]

Ivan Danko: [in Russian] Hooligani.

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[Ridzik comes back]

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Art Ridzik: Everything okay?

Ivan Danko: Yes, fine. No problems.

Art Ridzik: What about that sack of shit lying on the sidewalk?

Ivan Danko: He lives here.

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