[Violet’s fantasy – she’s Snow White and Hart is the villain]

Violet: Your coffee, Mr. Hart.

[Hart drinks the coffee, steam comes from his ears, he screams and his head spins around on his neck]

Franklin M. Hart Jr.: I think there was something in that coffee.

Violet: I think you’re right.

Franklin M. Hart Jr.: I think it was poison.

Violet: Right again.

Franklin M. Hart Jr.: I think you did it.

Violet: [singing] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[sticks tongue out]

Franklin M. Hart Jr.: Why?

Violet: Why do you think?

Franklin M. Hart Jr.: Because I’m a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?

Violet: Bingo.

Happy 76th birthday to Lily Tomlin!