Sam Stone: What’s this phone call about?

Ken Kessler: We call to make you an offer. An offer you can’t refuse.

Sam Stone: Low?

Ken Kessler: Yeah, $10,000.

Sam Stone: Fat chance!

Ken Kessler: Mr. Stone, this is no joke! We’re desperate people! We…

Sam Stone: Time out! I believe this is a joke pal and you’re it! The last time we spoke you said my wife would be in the morgue if I didn’t pay. Well, I didn’t pay and just today I was at the morgue and she wasn’t there. You lied to me! You know what I think?

Ken Kessler: No.

Sam Stone: You got no nuts! What do I have to do? Put a gun in your hand, aim and pull your finger down you spineless wimp! I dare you to kill her!

[Sam hangs up]

Sam Stone: Now that oughta do it!

Happy 71st Birthday to Danny DeVito!!!