Quotes of the Day: Classic Comedies

’70s Week continues with some quotes from great comedy films of the decade:

1. Animal House

Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.

[puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out]

Bluto: I’m a zit. Get it?

Bluto: Food fight!

2. Blazing Saddles

[to two members of the KKK, while pretending to capture Bart]

Jim: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh.

Bart: Hey, where the white women at?

And my favorite…

3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[after slicing one of the Black Knight’s arms off]

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Black Knight: ‘Tis but a scratch.

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off.

Black Knight: No it isn’t.

King Arthur: What’s that, then?

Black Knight: [after a pause] I’ve had worse.

King Arthur: You liar.

Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.

King Arthur: [after Arthur’s cut off both of the Black Knight’s arms] Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have.

King Arthur: Look!

Black Knight: It’s just a flesh wound.

[the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]

Black Knight: Right, I’ll do you for that!

King Arthur: You’ll what?

Black Knight: Come here!

King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

Black Knight: I’m invincible!

King Arthur: …You’re a loony.

[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight’s last leg off]

Black Knight: All right, we’ll call it a draw.

King Arthur:
[Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.

[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]

Black Knight:
[calling after King Arthur] Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!

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