Lane Myer: Johnny…
Johnny: Four weeks, twenty papers, that’s two dollars. Plus tip.
Lane Myer: Gee Johnny, I don’t have a dime.
Johnny: Didn’t ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: Well… it’s funny see… my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz…
Johnny: …two dollars… cash.
Lane Myer: See… the problem here is that… my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh… my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of… penguins, so it’s kind of a family crisis… so come back later? Great.
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