Apollonia: Will you help me?
The Kid: No.
Apollonia: Pardon me?
The Kid: Nope… Wanna know why?
The Kid: Because you wouldn’t pass the initiation.
Apollonia: What initiation?
The Kid: Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
The Kid: You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.
[She strips down, and runs towards the lake]
The Kid: Hey! Wait a minute! That’s…
[She jumps in. She gets out shivering]
The Kid: Uh, hold it…
The Kid: That ain’t Lake Minnetonka.
R.I.P. Prince (June 7, 1958 – April 21, 2016)
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