Sen. Maxwell Porter: Colonel James Braddock
Gen. Trau: Ah, Colonel Braddock. I heard much about you. Welcome to the People’s Republic of Vietnam.
[Offers a handshake but Braddock ignores him and stares at him]
Sen. Maxwell Porter: Colonel! You are a goddamn embarrasment, Braddock.
Col. James Braddock: That’s why I’m here, senator.
Happy 76th Birthday to Chuck Norris!!!
While other children were playing in sand, Chuck was playing in concrete.
Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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