[Wayne shows Diane the shrunken couch]
Diane Szalinski: [excited] Are you saying… it works? The machine works?
Diane Szalinski: Do the kids know?
Wayne Szalinski: Well, yeah, the kids know.
Diane Szalinski: That’s great!
Wayne Szalinski: No, it’s not that great.
Diane Szalinski: Why?
Wayne Szalinski: I shrunk the kids.
Diane Szalinski: …What?
Wayne Szalinski: And the Thompson kids too. They’re about this big, they’re in the backyard.
Diane Szalinski: *What*?
Wayne Szalinski: I threw them out with the trash.
[just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]
Wayne Szalinski: Yes?
Female Cop: Did uh, you report two missing children?
Wayne Szalinski: Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey?
Happy 64th birthday to Rick Moranis!!!
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