Quote of the Day: Throw Momma from the Train

Momma: Owen! Food!

Owen: In a minute, Momma.

Momma: Don’t you “In a minute, Momma” me! Get off your fat little ass or I’ll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don’t burn the toast!

Owen: Kill her, Larry.

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