Quote of the Day: Weekend at Bernie’s

Gwen Saunders: Richard, just tell me what is going on!

Larry Wilson: [comes down the stairs, dragging Bernie’s body by the leg] Look honey, Bernie’s dead, the guys that killed ’em are now after us, can we hide out at your place or what?

[throws down Bernie’s leg as he reaches the bottom of the staircase]

Larry Wilson:
[sees Gwen’s horrified expression, holds up Bernie’s head] It’s just Bernie!

[bangs Bernie’s head against the stair support railing]

Gwen Saunders: [covers her mouth quietly screaming in a high pitched squeal] Aaaaah! Aaaah!

Richard Parker: Gwen, we didn’t do this to him!

[Gwen, mouth still covered, begins looking wildly back and forth between Richard and Larry, slowly shaking her head and backing away]

Richard Parker: Look at us! Do we look like the kind of people who could kill someone?

Larry Wilson: [handing Gwen a drink] Come on, honey, sit down, take a load off, have a drink, you’ll be fine!

Richard Parker: Let me rephrase that! Do *I* look like the kind of person that could kill someone?

Weekend At Bernie’s was released on this date (July 5) in 1989.


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