– In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

– Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

– Russian men have a saying: “Women are like buses…” That’s it.

– Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

Happy 67th birthday to Yakov Smirnoff!!!

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