[calling the police about an intruder]

Jeannie: There is an intruder – male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird – in my kitchen… M-my-my-my name is Bueller…

[pause]

Jeannie: Look, it’s real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I’m in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don’t want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!

June 5, 1985: the day Ferris Bueller’s Day Off fictionally took place.

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