Gary: Susan! What are you doing?

Susan: I’ve got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Gary: You said you were going to leave!

Susan: All right, good news first. Roberta’s not working with the greaseball.

Gary: My wife just got picked up on the lower east side escaping from her gun-toting pimp.

Susan: He’s not a pimp. Problem is, he’s probably going to try to kill her because he thinks she’s me.

Happy 60th Birthday Madonna!!!

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