[R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon]
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That’s ’cause droids don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.
Han Solo: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let’s get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.
Princess Leia Organa: It’s a wonder you’re still alive.
[Pushing past Chewbacca]
Princess Leia Organa: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Han Solo: No reward is worth this.
The Empire Strikes Back
[Chewbacca is fixing C-3PO]
C-3PO: Oh, yes, that’s very good, I like that… Oh!
[the lights in his eyes go out]
C-3PO: Well, now, something’s not right, because now I can’t see!
[Chewie fiddles with something and his eyes turn back on]
C-3PO: Oh, oh, that’s much better. Wait… wait. Oh, my! What have you done? I’m BACKWARDS. You flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to…
[Chewie switches 3PO off]
[the storm troopers are taken prisoner by Calrissian’s men]
Lando: [to Lobot, his aide] Well done. Hold them in the security tower, and keep it quiet. Move.
[Lando’s aide and their men walk off with the troops as Lando hands Leia the imperials’ weapons and starts taking off Chewie’s cuffs]
Leia: What do you think you’re doing?
Lando: We’re getting out of here.
C-3PO: I knew all along. Had to be a mistake.
Leia: [angrily] Do you think that after what you did to Han that we’re going to trust you?
[Chewie grabs Lando by the throat]
Lando: [choking] I had no choice!
C-3PO: What are you doing? Trust him, trust him!
Leia: Oh, well, we understand, don’t we, Chewie. You had “no choice”.
Lando: Just trying to help…
Leia: We don’t need any of your help!
Lando: [gasps] Han! Ha- Ha…
C-3PO: It sounds like Han!
Lando: [gasping] There’s still a chance to save Han! At the east… platform!
[Leia gets Chewie to drop Lando]
C-3PO: I’m terribly sorry about all this. After all, he’s only a Wookiee!
Return of the Jedi
Luke: Vader’s on that ship.
Han Solo: Now don’t get jittery, Luke. There are a lot of command ships. Keep your distance, though, Chewie, but don’t *look* like you’re trying to keeping your distance.
[Chewie barks a question]
Han Solo: *I* don’t know. Fly casual.
Great, Chewie! Great! Always thinking with your stomach!