Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
[turns his cap around]
Short Round: Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there’s a *kid* driving the car!
Indiana Jones: Relax, I’ve been giving him lessons.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was released in theaters on this day 35 years ago (May 23, 1984)
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Detective Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he’s got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
Sergeant Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
Detective Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.
Happy 62nd birthday to Judge Reinhold!!!
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Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
Maverick: What’s your problem, Kazansky?
Iceman: You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.
Maverick: That’s right! Ice… man. I am dangerous.
Top Gun was released in theaters on this day, 33 years ago (May 16, 1986)
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Lizzie and Paul are back with a new crossover episode between Liz Laugh Cry and Return to the ’80s. This time, they are covering the classic ’80s movie, The Breakfast Club.
First, Paul gives a recap of the Rubix Kube concert he attended, Then Lizzie recaps the Cher concert that she attended.
Then they get into the main topic – The Breakfast Club. Lizzie had never seen the movie before, and Paul gets to relive his ’80s days.
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Chick Gandil: You go back to Boston and turn seventy grand at the drop of a hat? I find that hard to believe.
Sport Sullivan: You say you can find seven men on the best club that ever took the field willin’ to throw the World Series? I find *that* hard to believe.
Chick Gandil: You never played for Charlie Comiskey.
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[Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class]
Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you’re doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli, you’re on dangerous ground here. You’re causing a major disturbance on my time.
Jeff Spicoli: I’ve been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it our time? Certainly, there’s nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.
Mr. Hand: [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] You’re absolutrly right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else’s in this room. But it is my class.
[calls up a couple of students]
Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. Be my guest. Help yourselves. Get a good one.
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Randy: Where do you work?
Julie Richman: At my parents’ store.
Randy: What do they sell?
Julie Richman: Health foods.
Randy: That’s cool.
Julie Richman: Like, it’s not cool at all! Like, it’s all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it’s supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn’t they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?
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Jack Brown: Why me? Of all the stuff in the store, why did you pick me?
Eric Bates: You made me laugh. I wanted a friend who made me laugh.
Jack Brown: So of all the toys in the store you wanted a friend. If you want a friend, you don’t buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.
Eric Bates: Come see my train!
Jack Brown: You’re not listening to me, Eric, you don’t order your friends around, you ask them.
Eric Bates: Oh. You wanna come see my train, friend?
Jack Brown: No.
[They hug]
Jack Brown: [Happily] I’m gonna kill you.
Eric Bates: I love you, Jack.
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Richard Vernon: What if your home… what if your family… what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender: [truthfully] Impossible, sir. It’s in Johnson’s underwear.
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