Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!

Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.

Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.

[turns his cap around]

Short Round: Hold on to your potatoes!

Willie: For crying out loud, there’s a *kid* driving the car!

Indiana Jones: Relax, I’ve been giving him lessons.

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was released in theaters on this day 35 years ago (May 23, 1984)

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Quote of the Day: Late Night with David Letterman

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Cher: I never thought I’d want to do this show with you.
David Letterman: Now why?
David Letterman: Now let’s explore this a little. Why? Because you thought I was a…
Cher: An asshole

33 years ago today (May 22, 1986), Cher called David Letterman an asshole on Late Night.

Quote of the Day: Beverly Hills Cop

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Detective Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he’s got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.

Sergeant Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?

Detective Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.

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Happy 62nd birthday to Judge Reinhold!!!

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Quote of the Day: Top Gun

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Iceman: You two really are cowboys.

Maverick: What’s your problem, Kazansky?

Iceman: You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.

Maverick: That’s right! Ice… man. I am dangerous.

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Top Gun was released in theaters on this day, 33 years ago (May 16, 1986)

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Quote of the Day: Dorf on Golf

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Dorf: Now Leonard, with dat well-trained caddy eye of yours, how far would you say we are from da nearest hole?

[Leonard takes a long moment to look far across the course.]

Leonard: Far.


Dorf: Leonard, why don’t you consider getting to bed a little early tonight? You wouldn’t want to miss a visit from the IQ fairy.


R.I.P. Tim Conway (December 15, 1933 – May 14, 2019)

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Quote of the Day: Eight Men Out

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Chick Gandil: You go back to Boston and turn seventy grand at the drop of a hat? I find that hard to believe.

Sport Sullivan: You say you can find seven men on the best club that ever took the field willin’ to throw the World Series? I find *that* hard to believe.

Chick Gandil: You never played for Charlie Comiskey.

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Quote of the Day: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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[Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class]

Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you’re doing?

Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.

Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli, you’re on dangerous ground here. You’re causing a major disturbance on my time.

Jeff Spicoli: I’ve been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it our time? Certainly, there’s nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.

Mr. Hand: [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] You’re absolutrly right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else’s in this room. But it is my class.

[calls up a couple of students]

Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. Be my guest. Help yourselves. Get a good one.

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