Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: Cheers

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Sam: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!

Diane: You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered son-of-a-

Sam: Shut up! Shut your fat mouth!

Diane: Make me!

Sam: Make you?… My God I’m, I’m gonna… I’m gonna bounce you off every wall in this office!

Diane: Try it and you’ll be walking funny tomorrow… or should I say funnier?

Sam: You know… you know I always wanted to pop you one! Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?

Diane: You disgust me! I hate you!

Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?

Diane: More!

Sam: Bet me. [They kiss, fade to black]

Sam: Now I’m going to nibble on your ear.

Diane: Don’t tell me you’re going to nibble on my ear…

The season 1 finale of Cheers aired which included Sam & Diane’s first kiss aired on this day, 37 years ago (March 31, 1983)

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Quote of the Day: Romancing the Stone

Ralph: [to Jack] Oh, oh *I’m* the creep, huh? Well at least I’m honest: I’m *stealing* this stone. I’m not trying to romance it out from under her.

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Romancing the Stone was released in theaters on this day, 36 years ago (March 30, 1984).

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Quote of the Day: ¡Three Amigos!

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Lucky Day: [Lucky returning to group, now realizing that el Guapo and his gang, are real outlaws] It’s real.

Dusty Bottoms: What?

Lucky Day: This is real.

Ned Nederlander: You mean…

Lucky Day: Yes, they are going… to kill us.

[Amigos begin sobbing pathetically]

Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] What am I doing in Mexico.

Lucky Day: [Sobbing] I’ve been shot already.

Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] I know.

Dusty Bottoms: [Sobbing] What are we gonna do?

Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] We’re not gonna get PAID, that’s for sure.

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Happy 70th Birthday to Martin Short!!!

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Quote of the Day: Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach

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You leave the swimming area NOW, Mister!

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Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach was released in theaters on this day, 32 years ago (March 18, 1988)

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Quote of the Day: Love Connection

Welcome to Love Connection, where old-fashioned romance meets modern day technology. Where you’ll hear all the intimate details of a first date. Sometimes, our dates have a happy ending, and some other times, there’s just an ending. But it’s always unpredictable when two strangers meet, trying to make that Love Connection. And now, here’s your host, Chuck Woolery!

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Happy 79th birthday to Chuck Woolery!!!

Quote of the Day

Alright mister, what do you think you’re doing? You call this a room? This is a pig-sty. I want you to straighten up this area now!!! You are a disgusting slob!!! Stand up straight! Tuck in that shirt! Adjust that belt buckle, tie those shoes!

Twisted Sister!? What is that? Wipe that smile off your face. Do you understand!!! What is that?!?! A Twisted Sister pin?!?! On your uniform?!?!

What kind of a man are you?! You’re worthless and weak. You do nothing! You are nothing! You sit in here and play that sick, repulsive, electric twanger!

I carried an M-16, and YOU-YOU carry that, that guitarrr! Who are you?! Where do you come from?! Are you listening to me?!?! What do you wanna do with your life?!

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Happy 74th birthday to Mark Metcalf!!! And if you grew up in the ’80s, you know the answer to his last question.

Quote of the Day: Moving

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Casey Pear: I’m not moving to Idaho. No fucking way.

Arlo Pear: Hey! That’s a quarter in the swear jar, young lady.

Casey Pear: [Begins putting money into the swear jar as she speaks] Okay, there’s no God damn way I’m God damn moving to Ida-son of a bitch, shit eating-ho.

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The film Moving was released in theaters on this day, 32 years ago (March 4, 1988)

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Quote of the Day: Moonlighting

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Maddie and David: (overlapping) I am not speaking to you – Are too!- I am not. -Are too!!!- Am not!!- Are too!!- Am not!!!

Maddie: Not another word, not another sound, not another beep until we get back to the office!!

David: Beep.

MOONLIGHTING

Moonlighting debuted on ABC on this day, 35 years ago (March 3, 1985). It ran for 5 seasons and 66 episodes.

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