Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: Three Amigos

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Lucky Day: [Lucky returning to group, now realizing that el Guapo and his gang, are real outlaws] It’s real.

Dusty Bottoms: What?

Lucky Day: This is real.

Ned Nederlander: You mean…

Lucky Day: Yes, they are going… to kill us.

[Amigos begin sobbing pathetically]

Ned Nederlander:
[Sobbing] What am I doing in Mexico.

Lucky Day: [Sobbing] I’ve been shot already.

Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] I know.

Dusty Bottoms: [Sobbing] What are we gonna do?

Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] We’re not gonna get PAID, that’s for sure.

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Happy 69th birthday to Martin Short!!!

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Quote of the Day: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

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[Terrell disobeys Khan’s order to kill Kirk, who taunts Khan over the communicator]

Kirk: Khan, you bloodsucker! You’re going to have to do your own dirty work now! Do you hear me? Do you?

Khan: Kirk? Kirk, you’re still alive, my old friend?

Kirk: Still, “old friend”! You’ve managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!

Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral.

David Marcus: Oh, no! Let go! He can’t take it…!

[Khan beams the Genesis device away]

Kirk: Khan… Khan, you’ve got Genesis, but you don’t have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You’re going to have to come down here. You’re going to have to come down here!

Khan: I’ve done far worse than kill you. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet… buried alive! Buried alive…!

Kirk: KHAAANNNN!

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Happy 88th birthday to William Shatner!!!

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Quote of the Day: Porky’s

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Wendy: [answering the phone behind the counter at the roadside diner] Deadbeats.

Pee Wee Morris: [into pay phone, disguising his voice] Hello. Hi. I’m lookin’ for a friend of mine. He’s s’posed to be there.

Wendy: Uh, what’s his name?

Pee Wee Morris: His name’s Michael Hunt… uh Mike, Mike. Yes, Mike.

Wendy: Mike Hunt? Okay, just hang on a minute.

[raising her voice to address the patrons]

Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here?

[Pee Wee laughs]

Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here?

[several patrons begin to snicker]

Wendy: Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?

[patrons begin to cackle uncontrollably]

Meat: Practically everybody in town, from what I hear.

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Porky’s was released in theaters on this day 37 years ago (March 19. 1982)

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Quote of the Day: Running Scared

Danny Costanzo: Excuse me, we’re from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?

Happy 72nd birthday to Billy Crystal!!!

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Quote of the Day: The Great Muppet Caper

[Kermit is sitting on a bench – a man and his daughter walk by]

Girl: Look, Dad. There’s a bear.

Father: No, Christine, that’s a frog. Bears wear hats.

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Quote of the Day: Uncle Buck

[at a meeting with the assistant principal, who’s got a big unsightly growth on her face]

Anita: I’m Anita Hoargarth.

Buck Russell: [Staring at it] I’m Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell’s wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I’m… I’m the wart. She’s my tumor. My… my growth. My… uh, my pimple. I’m Uncle Wart. Just old Buck “Wart” Russell. That’s what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They’ll call me that. “Melanoma Head’s coming.” I’m s… uncle! Maisy Russell’s uncle!

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