Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: Stand By Me

Vern (Jerry O’Connell): Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Teddy (Corey Feldman): What are you, cracked?
Vern: Why not? I saw the other day. He was carrying five elephants in one hand!
Teddy: Boy, you don’t know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman’s a real guy. There’s no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Vern: Yeah, maybe you’re right. It’d be a good fight, though.

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Quote of the Day: Better Off Dead

Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we’ve raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.

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Quote of the Day: Beetlejuice

Lydia: They don’t wanna come down.
Delia: Charles…
Otho: Why not?
Lydia: I think the reason is, is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn’t get scared.
Delia: Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic.

Happy 61st Birthday to Catherine O’Hara!!!

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Quote of the Day: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Boy in Police Station: Drugs?

Jeannie: Thank you, no. I’m straight.

Boy in Police Station: I meant, are you in here for drugs?

Jeannie: Why are you here?

Boy in Police Station: Drugs.

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Quote of the Day: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, “double dumb-ass on you” and so forth.

Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity?

Spock: Yes.

Kirk: Well that’s simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.


Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.

Dr. Gillian Taylor: I suppose they told you that.

Spock: The hell they did.

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