Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: Armed and Dangerous

Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that’s about it. You are now armed… guards. God help us all.

Maggie Cavanaugh (Meg Ryan)

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Quote of the Day: Rain Man

Raymond: Of course I don’t have my underwear. I’m definitely not wearing my underwear.

Charlie: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?

Raymond: They’re in the pocket of my jacket. Here.

Charlie: I don’t want them back.

Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.

Charlie: Underwear is underwear, Ray.

Raymond: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond.

Charlie: All right, when we pass the store, we’ll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.

Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.

Charlie: We’re not going back to Cincinnati, Ray, so don’t even start with that.

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Quote of the Day: Full Metal Jacket

Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You’re part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Marines die. That’s what we’re here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

[Note: Being a Navy veteran, it killed me to type that quote. But, with tomorrow being Veteran’s Day, it felt appropriate. Just substitute “Marine” with “Veteran” and the sentiment remains the same. Thank you to all Veterans, no matter what branch, and their families for your service.]

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Quote of the Day: This is Spinal Tap

Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest): The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and…

Marty DiBergi (Rob Reiner): Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?

Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.

Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it’s louder? Is it any louder?

Nigel Tufnel: Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it? It’s not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

Marty DiBergi: I don’t know.

Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

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