Oh I get to meet Pat Sajak, like I suppose you can do better than that! No way. It just seems to me he would be a pretty decent guy, I must say. What if we became best friends, best friends in the world so I would just phone his house and say, “Is Pat there? Just tell him it’s me.” Oh yeah, that really makes sense. Like Pat Sajak doesn’t have like over a million friends probably. But then again, maybe he doesn’t. It’s difficult to say.
What is wrong about getting a little psyched over Ren? He’s cute! He’s from out of town, and don’t tell me that doesn’t curl your toes, Ariel, I know you too well. You want out of here so bad you probably memorize bus schedules.
Betty Childs: Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you’ve never done before.
[Lewis takes off his mask] Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You’re that NERD! Lewis: Yeah. Betty: Oh, you were wonderful. Betty: Are all nerds as good as you? Lewis: Yes.
Betty: How come? –‘Cause all Jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.