Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: Beetlejuice

Lydia: Mr. and Mrs. Maitland? Hello? Where are you?

Beetlejuice: Dead. Dead, dead, deadski.

Lydia: Of course they’re dead. They’re ghosts.

Beetlejuice: No, I mean they’re gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased-ahh.

Lydia: Are you a ghost too?

Beetlejuice: I’m a ghost with the most, babe.

Happy Birthday to Winona Ryder today!!!

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Quote of the Day: Mystic Pizza

Daisy (Julia Roberts): Jesus Christ, these shoes are killing me.

Leona (Conchata Ferrell): Daisy, do you have to talk like that?

Daisy: I’m sorry, I meant to say ‘These fucking shoes are killing me.’

Happy Birthday to Julia Roberts!!!

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Quote of the Day: Coming to America

Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.

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Quote of the Day: Back to the Future

Marty McFly: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me that you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?

Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

Happy 76th Birthday to Christopher Lloyd!!

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Quote of the Day: The Empire Strikes Back

Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?

Princess Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee.

Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.

Happy 58th Birthday to Carrie Fisher!!

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Quote of the Day: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Economics Teacher [Ben Stein]: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone.

Simone: No problem whatsoever.

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