Category Archives: Television

Quote of the Day: MTV

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This. Is. It. Welcome to MTV – Music Television. The world’s first 24 hour stereo video music channel. Just moments ago, all of the VJs and the crew here at MTV collectively hit our executive producer, Sue Steinberg, over the head with a bottle of champagne, and behold, a new concept is born. The best of TV combined with the best of radio. And starting right now, you’ll never look at music the same way again. We’ll be back to introduce the other VJs, and the other folks who are gonna be with us on MTV.

Mark Goodman speaking the first words on MTV (after the classic rocket launch, of course) 38 years ago today.

Quote of the Day: Jesse “The Body” Ventura

Jesse Ventura commenting on Uncle Elmer kissing his wife: “They look like two carp in the Mississippi River going after the same piece of corn.”
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“Dusty Rhodes wouldn’t win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he’d win for MOST abs.”

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“The pleasure was all yours”

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“Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!”

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Happy 68th birthday to Jesse “The Body” Ventura!!!

 

 

Quote of the Day: Late Night with David Letterman

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Cher: I never thought I’d want to do this show with you.
David Letterman: Now why?
David Letterman: Now let’s explore this a little. Why? Because you thought I was a…
Cher: An asshole

33 years ago today (May 22, 1986), Cher called David Letterman an asshole on Late Night.

Quote of the Day: Dorf on Golf

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Dorf: Now Leonard, with dat well-trained caddy eye of yours, how far would you say we are from da nearest hole?

[Leonard takes a long moment to look far across the course.]

Leonard: Far.


Dorf: Leonard, why don’t you consider getting to bed a little early tonight? You wouldn’t want to miss a visit from the IQ fairy.


R.I.P. Tim Conway (December 15, 1933 – May 14, 2019)

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