Question: In the movie Beetlejuice, what game does Beetlejuice play with Lydia to get her to guess his name?
Last Question: What was the name of the fundraising event that debuted on March 29, 1986 whose mission is to raise funds to help the homeless, and was hosted by Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, and Whoopi Goldberg?
Answer: Comic Relief
[Bill Cosby has called Eddie to complain about bad language in Eddie’s act]
Eddie Murphy: Now I can’t have no ‘curse’ show, I mean I gotta throw in a few jokes in between the curses, I can’t come out and go “Hello! Filth flar’n filth, motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot, and shit. Good night! Suck my dick!”
Eddie Murphy: Raw was released in theaters on this day 32 years ago (December 18, 1987)
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– I’m going to get a tattoo over my whole body of me but taller.
– I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?”
– What’s another word for Thesaurus?
– I got a garage door opener. It can’t close. Just open.
– I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
– When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
Eddie Murphy: Ice Cream man always drove extra blocks away. And I know he’s seen us and shit, but I think he just be in the car with his friends and say:
Eddie Murphy: [imitating the ice cream man] Watch me how fast I make these motherfuckers run.
35 years ago today (August 30, 1983), Eddie Murphy: Delirious premiered on HBO.
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Instead of a standard Quote of the Day, let’s check out the late, great Harry Anderson’s brilliance as Harry “The Hat” Gittes on Cheers:
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There’s something about the ice cream truck that makes kids lose it. And they can hear that shit from ten blocks away. They don’t hear their mothers calling but they hear that motherfucking ice cream truck.
[After Bill Cosby called Eddie to complain about bad language in Eddie’s act]
Richard [Pryor] said, “The next time the motherfucker call, tell him I said, “Suck *my* dick.” I don’t give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?” I said, “Yes.” He said, “Do you get paid?” I said, “Yes.” He said, “Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker.”
Happy 57th birthday to Eddie Murphy!!!
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– In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
– Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
– Russian men have a saying: “Women are like buses…” That’s it.
– Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
Happy 67th birthday to Yakov Smirnoff!!!
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