The Geek: This, uh, your car, Jake?

Jake: No, this is my dad’s car. You said you couldn’t drive a stick.

The Geek: This is a mother – ! This is a Rolls-Royce, Jake.

Jake: So?

The Geek: SO? So? I hear the grill ALONE costs five grand on this. Five grand! Do you have five grand? I don’t have five grand!

Jake: Then don’t hit anything.

The Geek: [incredulous] Ha ha! Don’t hit anything.

Happy 47th Birthday to Anthony Michael Hall!!!!

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