Tag Archives: Chuck Norris

Quote of the Day: Missing in Action

Sen. Maxwell Porter: Colonel James Braddock
Gen. Trau: Ah, Colonel Braddock. I heard much about you. Welcome to the People’s Republic of Vietnam.
[Offers a handshake but Braddock ignores him and stares at him]
Sen. Maxwell Porter: Colonel! You are a goddamn embarrasment, Braddock.
Col. James Braddock: That’s why I’m here, senator.

Happy 76th Birthday to Chuck Norris!!!

While other children were playing in sand, Chuck was playing in concrete.

Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Quote of the Day: Invasion U.S.A

Matt Hunter: If you come back in, I’ll hit you with so many rights you’ll be begging for a left.

Happy 76th Birthday to Chuck Norris!!

And did you know…

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.