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Quote of the Day: Eddie Murphy: Delirious

Eddie Murphy: Ice Cream man always drove extra blocks away. And I know he’s seen us and shit, but I think he just be in the car with his friends and say:

Eddie Murphy: [imitating the ice cream man] Watch me how fast I make these motherfuckers run.

35 years ago today (August 30, 1983),
Eddie Murphy: Delirious premiered on HBO.

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Quote of the Day: Eddie Murphy – ‘Delirious’ and ‘Raw’


There’s something about the ice cream truck that makes kids lose it. And they can hear that shit from ten blocks away. They don’t hear their mothers calling but they hear that motherfucking ice cream truck.


[After Bill Cosby called Eddie to complain about bad language in Eddie’s act]
Richard [Pryor] said, “The next time the motherfucker call, tell him I said, “Suck *my* dick.” I don’t give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?” I said, “Yes.” He said, “Do you get paid?” I said, “Yes.” He said, “Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker.”

Happy 57th birthday to Eddie Murphy!!!

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