Question: What did Pepsi dub the caffeine-free cola that it debuted in 1982?
Last Question: Who directed Throw Momma From the Train?
Answer: Danny DeVito
Sam Stone: What’s this phone call about?
Ken Kessler: We call to make you an offer. An offer you can’t refuse.
Sam Stone: Low?
Ken Kessler: Yeah, $10,000.
Sam Stone: Fat chance!
Ken Kessler: Mr. Stone, this is no joke! We’re desperate people! We…
Sam Stone: Time out! I believe this is a joke pal and you’re it! The last time we spoke you said my wife would be in the morgue if I didn’t pay. Well, I didn’t pay and just today I was at the morgue and she wasn’t there. You lied to me! You know what I think?
Ken Kessler: No.
Sam Stone: You got no nuts! What do I have to do? Put a gun in your hand, aim and pull your finger down you spineless wimp! I dare you to kill her!
[Sam hangs up]
Sam Stone: Now that oughta do it!
Happy 71st Birthday to Danny DeVito!!!
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