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Quote of the Day: License to Drive

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Les’ DMV Examiner: Now Anderson, I want you to take a good look at my cup of coffee. Now, I LOVE my coffee. It’s probably the only thing I cherish on this god forsaken mud ball called Earth! What I’m trying to say, Anderson, is that most examiners rely on this clipboard…
[throws the clipboard out the window]
Les’ DMV Examiner: I don’t believe in that shit. What I do believe is in my cup of coffee. Now this coffee is hot. If it falls on me it’ll probably burn me, right? Speak up, son!
Les: Yes, yes!
Les’ DMV Examiner: And nobody likes to get burn, now do they?
Les: No, no!
Les’ DMV Examiner: So it’s simple: You burn me, you fail. You don’t, you pass.

 

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Quotes of the Day: Corey Feldman Edition

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Today is Corey Feldman’s 44th birthday. I couldn’t pick just one quote. So, here are several Felsdman quotes from several classic ’80s movies:

The Fox and the Hound

Young Tod: What are you smelling?
Young Copper: I’m on the trail of something.
Young Tod: Trail of… what?
Young Copper: I don’t know yet.
[sniffs Tod]
Young Copper: Why it’s… it’s you.
[howls]
Young Tod: What’d you do that for?
Young Copper: We’re supposed to do that when we find what we’ve been tracking.
Young Tod: I’m a fox. My name’s Tod. What’s your name kid?
Young Copper: Mine’s Copper. I’m a hound dog.

The Goonies

Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the… oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.

Stand By Me

Vern: Come on you guys. Let’s get moving.
Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won’t even be dead anymore.

 

The Lost Boys

Max: It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big, happy family. Your boys… and my boys.
Edgar Frog: Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!

License to Drive

Dean: Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.

The Burbs

Ricky Butler: Hey, Mrs. Rumsfield, no tan lines. Looks nice.
Mark Rumsfield: That kid next door’s a meatball.

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Dream a Little Dream

Bobby Keller: Why do we have to take something so far that it can’t be taken back? I’ll tell you why – because we’re young, and when you’re young, every little thing seems so big.