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Quote of the Day: Lucas

[Ben slams open the classroom door and interrupts the school band practicing]

Ben: Did you hear about Lucas?

Tonto: What about him?

Ben: It’s suicide.

Rena: What do you mean?

Ben: He’s gone out for the football team!


Lucas was released on this date (March 28) in 1986.

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Quote of the Day: Lucas

[Lucas is called out of football practice by Coach Boyd]

Coach: What the hell are you?

Lucas: Excuse me?

Coach: Who suited you up?

Lucas: Well, I’d like to speak to you about that. This equipment just doesn’t fit.

Coach: No, that’s not the problem. It’s you that don’t fit. Now go turn it in.

Lucas: Excuse me. I can run really fast when I concentrate.

Coach: I said turn it in. Now, get off the field.

[yells to the other players]

Coach: All right, everybody inside for chalk talk! Shower up, first. Let’s go, go, go, go, go, go!

You’re making a big mistake. I’ll be good at this. I can lower my center of gravity. See? Look.

[Lucas does a few little spins left and right]

Lucas: See? And my size, I gotta run fast. If they catch me, I’m dead.

Coach: Just, listen, little buddy. We got our first game this Saturday against Rockford and I don’t have time to dick around with you.

Lucas: Well, I’m afraid… you’ll have to, sir… dick around with me. The Supreme Court, by virtue of the sexual discrimination act says, that if anyone tries out for a team sport has to be given the same chance as everyone else. Now, if you wish to cut me based on my performance, that’s your right, but I’ll take you to court if you try it before.

Coach: What’s this shit?

Lucas: I looked it up. My family’s in law.

[Lucas walks off the field as Coach Boyd looks at him with his mouth open]

Return to the ’80s Movies: Lucas


Corey Haim
Charlie Sheen
Kerri Green
Courtney Thorne-Smith

Rated PG-13

Runtime 100 minutes

Released March 28, 1986


Synopsis: A socially inept fourteen year old experiences heartbreak for the first time when his two best friends — Cappie, an older-brother figure, and Maggie, the new girl with whom he is in love — fall for each other. – imdb

Last time I had seen this? Never

What I knew about this movie before watching it Very little. I knew football was involved somehow. If you listened to the episode of The Forgotten Filmcast, of which I was a guest, Todd picked this film in the Movie Recommendations portion of the podcast. Todd won me over on this one. The cast alone got me very interested in checking this out.


Summary: Lucas, played by Corey Haim, is an intelligent and nerdy high school student. During the summer he meets the new girl in town, Maggie, played by Kerri Green (Andy from The Goonies). Of course, he has an instant crush on her. Despite his awkwardness, Maggie is nice to Lucas, and they hang out the rest of the summer. Lucas shares his love of bugs – especially the locusts which are out now, and won’t come back for another seventeen years. Lucas and Maggie became good friends.

Then the school year begins, as does the bullying. Lucas is teased and tormented by most of the kids, especially the football team. He does have a couple of friends, though – his best friend Ben (Ciro Poppiti) and Rina, played by Winona Ryder in her feature film debut, who has a big crush on the clueless Lucas.
It turns out that Lucas has another unexpected ally in a star of the football team, Cappie, played by Charlie Sheen. This was made evident when Lucas has an altercation with the lead bully, Bruno (Tom Hodges), and Cappie steps in to protect Lucas.

Unfortunately for Lucas, Cappie catches the eye of Maggie. Much to the chagrin of Lucas and Cappie’s girlfriend, Alise (Courtney Thorne-Smith), Maggie joins the cheerleading squad to get closer to Cappie. Lucas begins to irritate Maggie with his whining, and telling her how superficial cheerleading is. And he really got on her nerves when he told Cappie that they were going to the upcoming dance together, and that they can double-date.

Then, on the night of the dance Lucas, all dressed up in a tux, goes to Maggie’s. He finds Cappie there with her, and Cappie was upset. It turns out that Alise dumped him, and he went to Maggie’s for comfort. So, instead of the dance, they were going to go out for pizza. They invited Lucas to come along, but he was too pissed off to go. So, he sits by the lake overlooking the dance. Rina goes and sits with him. Even though she has strong feelings for Lucas, she tries console him about Maggie. Afterwards, Lucas happens upon Maggie and Cappie in the pizza place parking lot, and witnesses their first kiss.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Lucas decides to join the football team in order to impress Maggie, and get respect from his schoolmates. He is really tiny compared to the rest of the football team. Instead of becoming respected, the bullying intensified. But, Lucas is tenacious, and hangs in there.

Since there is football in this movie, according to film protocol, there needs to be a “big game”. The coach is already annoyed that Lucas is on the team. So the persistent Lucas, trying to get into the game, drives the coach even more crazy. Does Lucas make it in the game? If so, how does he do? I won’t spoil anything here, so you’ll have to check it out.

Does the movie stand the test of time? Definitely! Bullying still exists. And of course anybody from every generation remembers their first crush, and first heartbreak. And the spirit of never giving up still sends a positive message.

 Worth the Return? Yes! The cast alone makes it worth watching. Corey Haim is so good in this. It’s so sad that he’s no longer with us. What a talent he was! This was also Winona Ryder’s first movie. She was outstanding in the few scenes in which she appeared. You can see how she would become a big star.

This was a fun and emotional movie. And it is always great to see an ’80s high school movie.


Rating: 5 Locusts

Have you seen this movie before? What are your thoughts? Feel free to leave comments and your own review.