Del: [speaking to self while sitting in the car while it snows] Well Marie, once again my dear, you where as right as rain. I am, with out a doubt, the biggest pain in the butt that ever came down the pike. I meet someone whose company I really enjoy, and what do I do? I go overboard. I smother the poor soul. I cause him more trouble than he has a right to. God, I got a big mouth. When am I ever gonna wake up? I wish you were here with me right now. But… I guess that’s not gonna happen. Not now, anyway.
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Del: You play with your balls a lot. Neal: I do NOT play with my balls. Del: Larry Bird doesn’t do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour! Neal: Are you trying to start a fight? Del: No. I’m simply stating a fact. That’s all. You fidget with your nuts a lot. Neal: You know what’d make me happy? Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?
Neal: Del… Why did you kiss my ear? Del: Why are you holding my hand? Neal: [frowns] Where’s your other hand? Del: Between two pillows… Neal: Those aren’t pillows!
[they both leap out of bed, screaming and shaking their hands in disgust]